02/10/2022 - Dark Tower - “Haven’t done that in years”

AO: Dark Tower

When: 02/10/2022

PAX:

Number of Pax: 9

Pax Names:

DR Names:

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Poutine


Introduction

:sunglasses:LateStart Dark Tower pre-blast, THR FEB9 at 615a:sunglasses:
We will use our coupons a lot, so bring ’em.
We will be on the move at times, you won’t like it, but you probably won’t pass out or anything.
Also, EC run starts at 540A – join me!
HC for either right here :point_down::skin-tone-2:

Warm-O-Rama

High knees IC

Slowdown midway mini squat jumps IC

Chinooks IC

Michael Phelps’ IC

Mosey down to circle and back – skips, Kariokas, butt kickers.

The Thang

10 blockees

20 swings

30 overheads

40 coupon rows

50 curls

Coupons to the side, Mosey to pavillion.

15 big boys / 15 merkins / 45 min plank / 15 merkins / 15 big boys – no break

200 meter dash every 2 mins, for 6 total.

15 big boys / 15 merkins / 45 min plank / 15 merkins / 15 big boys – no break

Run back to top

50 curls

40 rows

30 overheads

20 swings

10 blockees

MARY
LBCs IC
LBCs with a 123 hold in crunch position IC
Leg lifts IC
1 min PLANK

Circle of Trust

Prayers
Shared me feeling of the challenging week our community has had.
Ended with a joke I’ve told before but this PAX had not heard….

“An old blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After a little while he speaks up, ‘Hey bartender, want to hear a blonde joke?’ A hush falls across the bar. The woman to his left responds, ‘you’re blind, so it’s only fair that I let you know this: The bartender is a 30 year old blonde woman, the woman to your right is a blonde mma fighter, I am a blonde professional weightlifter, and the woman next to me is a blonde cop. Are you sure you still want to say that joke?’ The blind man thinks for a bit, but then he responds “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it four f***ing times!”

Naked Man Moleskin

It was noted that mumblechatter was low = success.
Great morning for a workout, thought it may be icey but all worked out.
Love/hate relationship was quickly established for 200 meter dashes. I think I will do more of those.

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