10/19/2020 - The Outpost - BLACK DIAMOND – Today is only ONE DAY…
AO: The Outpost
When: 10/19/2020
PAX:
Number of Pax: 15
Pax Names: Aladdin, Appletini, Augustus Gloop, Ball Boy, Barney Fife, Boxcutter, Elmer Fudd, Frank The Tank, Hootie, House Arrest, RoachCoach, Serena, Smokey, Uncle Rico, Wide Right,
DR Names:
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names: N/A
QIC: Appletini
Introduction
It’s been a minute since YHC has done a BD workout. The weight of life these days has taken it’s punches on me, and I think that may be a common theme amongst some of our brothers. Needless to say that when I received that “reminder” text about me being the QIC for today’s BD workout, the first thing that came to mind was…”OH SHIT… how am I going to keep up and make it hard enough for some of these bad ass PAX.” It started a fire in my belly, and I was motivated to make it suck. Truth be told, I was kicking around some jump rope ideas and when Cap ran us through the ringer on Saturday with the jump rope Q, it just solidified my love for the jump rope!! So…..
Twas the night before Black Diamond and YHC was hard at work to come up with the suckiest combo I could think of. I took to the pad of paper like many other nights pre Q, adding, changing, and molding a plan that would run the fellas through the SUCK while creating equalizers along the way so that ALL BADASS PAX can have a turn at utilizing their individual strengths to keep the race close! A little research on some of my old BBs, some youtube vids, and some IG Primal Swoldier/ONIT suggestions. I finally landed on a “THIS SUCKS” workout potion in my Q laboratory that had me ready to take out the Ibuprofen for the next morning. Had the music play list ready to go.
ITG the conditions were clear, a crisp 38 degrees, and the Moon was in the “Waxing Crescent” phase with a sweet 10% illumination which EVERYONE knows that means the PAX were READY TO ROCK!!! Things couldn’t be lined up any better!
YHC arrived at The Outpost at 4:45, Augustus Gloop showed up right after me… we had some light chit chat which was pleasant. The BD BOYS started to arrive, Flags were planted, JBL speaker was turned on, Jump Ropes were unraveled, Coupons were set aside, we circled up, disclaimer was given, RoachCoach was coming in HOT, and we were off!!!
Warm-O-Rama
Good Mornings – IC – 12
Tappy Taps (clap behind the back) – IC – 25
Bear Shoulder Taps – IC – 30
Jump Rope – 3:25 minutes straight to the song “Legend” by The Score.
Grabbed our coupons, ropes, speaker, and nuts, and moseyed over to the path by the 1st Soccer field.
Lined up our coupons along the out of bounds goal line and went back to the path to get ready to Jump Rope…
The Thang
THANG 1 – “THIS SUCKS”
- PAX lined facing the long part of the soccer field side by side. (yeah yeah yeah..socially distanced)
- 100 Jump Ropes, run to coupon.
- Murder Bunny with Coupon to the 50yd line. Leave coupon.
- Run the rest of the way to the other side of the soccer field.
- Perform 20 MMT (Minnesota Mike Tysons)
- Run back to coupon.
- Murder Bunny with Coupon back to starting line, run back to jump rope.
- Rinse and Repeato entire thing!
- Descending MMTs from 20,19,18,17, etc… Keeping EVERYTHING ELSE THE SAME!
Gather up all the equipment and mosey to the picnic table area by the circle turnaround.
THANG 2 – “THIS ALSO SUCKS”
- 50 jump ropes
- 10 (each leg) Pistol Squats utilizing the picnic table to go ALL THE WAY DOWN… ALL THE WAY UP!
- 10 Box jumps onto the picnic table seat.
- Sprint around the circle turnaround AYG
- RINSE AND REPEATO – **descending exercises 10,9,8,7, etc..
6MOM
- Flutter Kicks (hands to the SKY Q) – IC – 20
- Swimmers (knees off the ground) – IC – 20
- Flutter Kicks (hands to the SKY Q) – IC – 16 *just to mess with their heads..
- Swimmers (knees off the gound) – IC – 14 *again…
- Beast Toe Touches (knees hovering only 2 inches above ground) – IC – 30
RECOVER!
Circle of Trust
NOR – Some new faces for me which is ALWAYS nice!!!
COT – Short and sweet.
YHC happened to be discussing Ernest Hemingway with my oldest daughter the last couple of weeks. She is studying him in school currently, and I came across a quote that spoke to me. (*I know, I know.. not usually known to be the scholar of the PAX..but I have my moments… so SHUT IT!)
The part of the quote that I really liked was the following and what I read to the PAX:
“Today is only ONE day in ALL the days that will ever be. But what will happen in ALL the OTHER days that ever come, can depend on what you do TODAY!…”
Naked Man Moleskin
Sometimes life kicks us all in the dick, and/or we let ourselves become soft in one way or the other. Whether physically, emotionally, professionally, or with our personal relationships, and have to restart. Some are working towards a goal. Some just need to take that first step towards something they have been avoiding, but the only way to eat an elephant is ONE BITE AT A TIME! So take it or leave it, the above quote can be applied to many things in our lives if we just take it ONE DAY at a time.
I’m honored to be a part of this crazy thing we have and to be surrounded by so many BAD ASSES!!! I got better today because of you!
Keep diggin’ boys and make TODAY count! No promises on tomorrow.
As always… Run if you can, Walk if you have to, crawl if you must, but NEVER GIVE UP!
Appletini – ***SEE YOU ON SATURDAYS at the OP***
OUT!