06/09/2020 - The Outpost - RUN CLUB – We Ride together, We Die together… Bad Boys for Life!!
AO: The Outpost
When: 06/09/2020
PAX:
Number of Pax: 14
Pax Names: Ball Boy, Blues Clues, Cataracts, Dr. Dolittle, Elmer Fudd, FIB, Magellan, Mayhem, Seabiscuit, Tool Time, Trailer Park,
DR Names:
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names: Madoff (Kotter), Niners
QIC: Appletini
Introduction
Conditions were ripe with anticipation. It was a clear HOT balmy 163 degree morning as the sun rose up over the original gangsta AO. Where it all began.. The Godfather of all other AO’s. The King of all other AO countries, The Ruler AO of all other F3 Naperville AOs. The “SACK” AO that held the seed for all other AO journey to life. Wait! What?! But I digress…
Road Blocks have been removed, AO is officially open for business. YHC pulls in and sees Flags lined up, PAX eagerly jumping out of their vehicles. (except for JV, I mean Seabiscuit. He was basically still asleep). Yogis stretching near the skate park, Welcome Back Kotters just flocking towards us out of the trees! (Tool Time & Madoff). You could cut the excitement in the air with a knife. Virtual fists bumps were had, small talk and greetings were completed. Disclaimer given. LFG!
Warm-O-Rama
Good Mornings IC 15
Tappy Taps IC 20
SSH IC 40
*enough of this crap… #lego
The Thang
THANG 1:
INDIAN RUN – 14 pax lined up headed EAST on our journey and started jogging. PAX at the end AYG sprints to the front of the line, then next PAX goes.. and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on……… and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on.
THANG 2:
PARKING LOT SUICIDES – SPACE RACE COMBO MEAL
All PAX line up shoulder to shoulder (socially distanced of course..blah blah… *insert SNL Debbie Downer Music here*)
4 lines and a curb SUICIDE RUNS.
PAX lined up single file split over two areas, SPACE RACE to the right.. FLAPJACK back to the left.
*MumbleChatter was HAD!!!
BACK TO THANG 1:
INDIAN RUN – 14 pax lined up and continued EAST for a bit on our journey and started jogging. PAX at the end AYG sprints to the front of the line, then next PAX goes.. and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on……… and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on. Then we about faced and headed back WEST to the Flags….. and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on.
*encouragement was HAD!!!
Circle of Trust
We prayed to the SKY Q for Miyagi, Blowfish, Brad, and Caitlyn. All others in our hearts and minds.
RUN if you can, WALK if you have to, CRAWL if you must… just never give up!
Naked Man Moleskin
Run Clubs can go either way in my opinion. We can all show up, take off, split up, come back, circle up, go home, etc.. OR as I prefer we get our running in together! Since YHC got to call the shots today, I decided to try to keep as many of us together as possible.. While we did end up getting 8.65 miles in, it just goes to show you that jogging together and sprinting 210 times each to the front is hard work!! I loved the proximity, I loved the encouragement, and I loved the mumblechatter. It gets my juices flowing. I feed off it, I work harder because of it. Our goal isn’t to just come out here and be the best, the fastest, the strongest, the loudest…it’s to GIVE IT AWAY! And today we did that. We picked up each other when we were gassed, we pushed those BEAST PAX to give more, and we didn’t let anyone quit. That’s what F3 is about to me!! “LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND, BUT LEAVE NO MAN WHERE YOU FOUND HIM”. Pick somebody up and get their lazy asses out here!! **Ya I’m talking to you Cold Cuts!
A SPECIAL BDAY SHOUT OUT TO NINERS!!!